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01

Sep

heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

(Source: hitchups)

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

vi9:

slaughterhouse-ninetwofive:

albinwonderland:

ediebrit:

oh my  god

huge trigger warning but oh my god

shots. fired.

No…no… Comedy central unfortunately hit the nail on the year and just ouch

(Source: teresagudice)

ieroshock:

Frank Iero and the seven dwarfs: finally meeting people smaller than him

ieroshock:

Frank Iero and the seven dwarfs: finally meeting people smaller than him

nintendorking:

tropicaziall:

smoke-thc-drop-lsd:

why am i laughing

ITS BACK

yoohoo big summer blow out

(Source: iraffiruse)

urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

(Source: 750c)

rneerkat:

an sentence like this makes me feel uncomfortable

crrocs:

evilsmurfnope:

crrocs:

Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

Vodka?

Yes